/Now - listen up - I´m gonna´tell you some stuff:/
Little Korean Lady, standing tall - she´s 4´5"
she owns a shop at the corner of Madison and 5
Some Afro-Americans bothers her
well, they called her a "whore"...(yeah)
Little Korean Lady got a Little League Baseball Bat
she´s got it - stored...
/No wait - there´s more:/
Now Stan is a man with a plan
he´s got it ALL figured out!
The man with a plan (his name is Stan)
gonna´spill his guts-that´s right!
Walk into that office - tell his Boss off!
(Stan is really Hard Core...)...yeah!
and His plan would have worked 100 percent
if his Boss hadn´t locked that door...
(SNAP!)
Snap, Crackle ´n´ Pop
Snap, Crackle ´n´Pop
She´s gonna´wave that little league baseballbat ´til they drop
but Stan who´s got stuff to say
has to bottle it up...
/and continue:/
Joe got no friends -seeking revenge
- even out the score (he´s got voices in his head)
Climbing high in the sky on a watery tower
with an M-24 (voices!)
They all would have been dead (just a minute before)
/you know/
now they all being rescued due to Joe´s vertigo...
(SNAP!)
Mona got tired of playing house
with a two-timing son-of-a-bitch
for the umpteenth time- nothin´but tears
a seven-year-itch! /FUCK HIM!/
Mona´s got a brand new car
with a gas pedal
(she´s got it floored!) - yeah!
Now Harry, Dick and Tommy - look out!
Here comes Mona - watch her go!
___
Snap, crackle ´n´Pop
Snap, crackle ´n´Pop
if you got no friends
Climb the tower and watch them drop!
Or put your SUV into "drive"
if you had enough...
...cuz nuff is enough...
Now - Jerry´s got a gambling problem
he´s gambling with his life
The chips are down
and he´s staring them - in the face - right?
Jerry is a nice guy
just a little disturbed /you know/
and The Bomb he´s hiding under his jacket
isn´t quite fool-proof as well....
Snap, crackle ´n´Pop
Snap, crackle ´n´Pop
Let´s blow it all up when your number is up!
Let´s go out with a Big-Bang!!
when you had enough! (rep)
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