© by Cathie Fredrickson, Fergus Falls, Minnesota and Joe Jaunty, Sweden

© Joe Jaunty 2012 inspirational lyrics by Cathie Fredrickson, Fergus Falls, Minnesota He walks the streets of Minneapolis he´s got blister´s on his toes and feet jaunty in his new white shoes struttin´down Hennipin Avenue Yellin´groupies everywhere he goes better believe, he´s puttin´up a show in the land of America he´s the sweet-swede thing You know! He´s the man in the red pants where the sharks swims over our heads in the Mall-of-America He´s the man in the pants - they are red! Look - there´s Phillip and his brand new Trike! riveted with leather and spikes He says; wanna´come for a ride? Jump on! We´re gonna´have a good time! Take a turn to downtown-Nicolett - in the land of 10.000 lakes explored by the Vikings - Yeah - the swede´s are coming to town! He´s the man in the red pants where the sharks swims over our heads in the Mall-of-America He´s the man in the pants - they are red! "Minnesota-nice" and an occasional quake where the peoples´smiles are no-way a fake The state Loon - he´s got a wonderful sound! You can betch´ya - this Swede is coming to town! Mankato - Fergus Falls Alexandria - St. Paul Climax - Fertile Kasson - see it all!

© Joe Jaunty 2013 G´day - How ya´been? Are there troubles on the horizon? G´day - Does it peel your skin? Follow You around like Paparazzi? Break the wind and hold yur breath it will pass right by! I got packages for You - to open up! Now look inside the wrappings colors bright unveil them one-by-one! Just say RIP-RIP-RIP and all is gone! CLAP yur hands and sing a song Yu got the whole world in yur head! Wang-Wang-Wang say CHERIOU! It´s not that bad - surely NO! It´s only in Yur head! Yu got the whole world in yur head! bada-bada-ba bada-bada-ba G´day - where did You go? Did you find a place to hide yur mask? G´day - do You want to fold? tell them all that they can kiss yur ass... Break the wind and hold yur breath it will pass right by! I got packages for You - to open up! Now look inside those wrappings colors bright unveil them one-by-one! Just say RIP-RIP-RIP and all is gone! CLAP yur hands and sing a song Yu got the whole world in yur head! Wang-Wang-Wang say CHERIOU! It´s not that bad - surely bro! It´s only in Yur head! Yu got the whole world in yur head! bada-bada-ba bada-bada-ba

©(NOT) The End Of The World by UnDErHatTEn/Joe Jaunty (2014) ----------- You sit alone-lone,lone lonely in your head talking to yourself with nothin to say "I picked the wrong way" picks your brain you can smell the coffee, but you´re not awake CHORUS: Hey now buddy - don´t be sorry it´s not the end of the world! Hey now dude - you are screwed it´s not the end of the world! Hey there fella´- don´t be mellow cause haven´t you heard? You´re a fool - not the sharpest tool -it´s not the end of the world! ----- You say your brain is a place with a whole lotta´space just put up a sign - with "Room for Rent" All those sweepstakes swept-swept away -go boil an egg and put it on your face! CHORUS: Hey now buddy - don´t you worry it´s not the end of the world! Hey now dude - You´re maybe screwed it´s not the end of the world! Hey now bro - you are quite slow you don´t get it at all! Hey now dude - hey now You it´s not the end of the world! -----/Some sort of SOLO/----- Hindsight 20/20 - learn from your mistakes the RIGHT way - was to the left... Just turn around-round-round, spin all around feeling dizzy? Try not to miss the ground... CHORUS: Hey now buddy - don´t be sorry it´s not the end of the world! Hey now dude - you are screwed (but) it´s not the end of the world Hey there fella´- don´t be mellow cause haven´t you heard? You are a fool - not the sharpest tool it´s not the end of the world! ____________ Hey now buddy - don´t you worry you put the "A" in Absurd Hey now dude - You´re maybe screwed -it´s not the end of the world Hey now bro - you are quite slow you just don´t get it at all! Hey now dude - hey now you -it´s not the end of the world! /it´s not the end of the world/ /it´s not the end of the world/

MUSIC and LYRICS - Joe Jaunty © 2014 Sitting on a stick memories getting picked Hover off unsavory ground Collecting sounds like: "La-Di-Dah" Abra-Cadabra! wizardry and magic in our songs Here I´m sittin´on a stick while the cameras goes: "CLICK" Everyone is staring at the clowns! My partner sitting safe and sound a solid place - til I fall down! (remember; not to look down!) CHORUS: Collect our sounds on USB love songs about U and Me We are here just to - pleeeease! Our music reaches to the sky (the) air is thin up in the clouds hover´off unsavory ground.. ---- Sittin´on a stick gives me a buzz and a fix collabs calling us combined I - just hover around My partner´s sitting safe and sound a solid place - until I fall down! CHORUS: Collect our sounds on USB love songs about U and Me We are here just to - pleeeease! Our music reaches to the sky air is thin up in the clouds hover ´bove unsavory ground... /SOLO/ ------ it isn´t very easy now we are doing it to be admired! just hope I wont hit the groooound! My partner is sitting safe and sound (a) solid place - til I fall down! hover ´bove unsavory ground... --- Sitting on a stick brain is getting picked like the last kid on the playground Need no helmet - not that far Curve ball is made of tar digging us a hole-in-one... CHORUS: Collect our sounds on USB love songs about U and Me We are here just to - pleeeease! Our music reaches to the sky air is thin up in the clouds hover ´bove unsavory ground... remember - not to look down!

SOMETHING by Joe Jaunty ©2012 -I had a dream last night - I remember it all I was out walking in the streets - talking to ya´all... And I was asking: - Is there somethingonyourmind? - Is there somethingonyourmind? 1 -There was a young boy - shooting "hoops" in his yard He was kinda´short in the leg - but he tried really hard... Someone had told him -"Give it up - You suck!" "But if I can´t dream my dream - what´s the use to dream at all?" - There was somethingonhismind! - Is there somethingonyourmind? 2 -I saw a pretty girl - she was skipping rope Suddenly she stopped in mid-air like she ran out of hope... (She said): "I came to think about - pollution and all that stuff... and if I grow old - will our planet be snuffed?" - There was somethingonhermind! - Is there somethingonyourmind? 3 -Two guys where out fishing - in a little boat and they were discussing - does God exist - or is he a hoax? well, it turned out to be - the fishes-lucky-day! Cos they rocked the boat and they sunk it all and their bodies sailed away! - There was somethingsontheirmind! - Is there somethingsonyour mind? 4 -There was a blind man - and his dog The man was beating it up with a stick - but it kept plugging along... The Dog figured: "He´ll maybe change... And if he wont - I will lead him across the next junction - LOOK! There´s a train!" - There was somethingonitsmind! - Is there somethingonyourmind? 5 -Some guys blew up a house (or maybe there was two?) They were all covered with hate - but I guess their ma´s loved them true... If they only had had a hobby - collecting stamps and such! It would never had happened - and those buildings would still be there- to touch! - They had somethingontheirminds! - Do You have somethingonYourmind? 6 -A brand new Mercedes pulled up - Fat guy at the wheel! I tried so hard to read his thoughts - (but) it was a closed deal So I had to ask him: WTF? (And he said): "Well, I´m a politician you see - Vote for Me - and - Good Luck!" - There was nothinginhismind! - Is there somethinginYourmind? 7 - Most people are the same - all over the world Well, apart from those pluckers - who won´t do what they are told! I think that others - should be just like me! Cus then there wouldn´t be any Wars... ...and I will beat them til they agree... - There is somethingonMymind! - Is there somethingonYourmind? - Is there somethingonYourmind? - coz there is somethingonMYmind!

BEST FRIEND by Joe Jaunty Someone walks on water-that´s not a bad idea-but if you dare to challenge-why He don´t get wet then they tend to frown upon-if you don´t swallow their tale -------------- I will be their best friend-as long as I´m with them --------------- Some people counting stars-count them all day long-but at nighttime you´re better off- - some friendly advice-counting all the stars-and lining them up ---------------- I will be your best friend-when you´ve counted them all ---------------- /SOLO/ If someone starts to fall-there´s bound to be a noice-just a pity if you do not make it by choice and if you just fell-Who will tell? ---------------- I can be your best friend-I promise I will tell /SOLO/ ---------------- Someone wish he´s taller- if you know that guy-And someone wish he´d spoken up-or at least asked "why" ---------------- Yeah- someone walked on water-I tried it once myself-I lived to tell the tale but it ended less than swell I learned from my experience-there´s water all around ------------------ Will You be my best friend? and swim by my side... ------------------

AGAINST THE GRAIN by Joe Jaunty © 2013 /The Rub-Dub-Dub Song/ When I woke this mornin´ - way-way halfpast dead Couldn´t stop yawnin´ - went back to sleep instead The sun was out - all I saw was shade (my eyes were full of pebbles and grain) Wah-wah-wah-what´s U´r name? Do ya´grind the grid or surf the waves? Wah-wah-wah-what´s U´r game? Do ya´ follow the road or investigate? -------------- I´m locked and loaded - I can´t spell to "quitt" my body´s moulded - in to someone else! Why-why-why? Would U please explain Why-why-why - am I against the grain? Rub-rub-rub - do ya´ swallow or just complain? Do ya´ wear U´r shades even in the rain? Rub-dub-dub - do ya´ like it safe or a closer shave? Cut it dry as a bone against the grain! /Take the road to shame or fame!/ --------------- Rock that boulder - give it some stick Use U´r shoulder - (Hell Yeah) give it a kick! Roll it up the hill - roll it down again Rub, rub, rub it - watch it roll - all the way! ---------- Do ya´ follow or rub - against the grain? Rub it in - rub it out - all the way Rub-dub-dub - /or/ do ya´wanna play it safe? Rub-dub-dub - the ace of spades give it a spin - are U sure how to play? Rub-dub-dub - that´s the name of the game Rub-dub-dub - against the grain How ya´feel in the morning is a whole different play Rub - dub - dub - rub it all the way! /Don´t think about it - Just DO it!!/

by Joe © 2012

© Joe Jaunty/2013 If life is garbage just recycle start to whistle (a HIGH note!) smile a trifle - You gotta´LAUGH! Yur glass is empty - or maybe half don´t worry - yu´ll soon be dead...