1. |
24/7
01:47
|
|||
24-7 © 2014
Lookin´4 somethin´
keeps U alive
24-7
(it) just goes around
Same damn numb-ers
do U count?
24-7
- are U alive?
|
||||
2. |
Aberrant and Fair
03:32
|
|||
"ABERRANT and FAIR" © 2014 Joe Jaunty
Sweet Jesus - Call me
Call me - r u there?
Standin´just outside of
Aberrant and Fair
U got the time?
...asking passers-by
I´m standing - outside Aberrant and Fair
_________
Sweet Mary - Save me
I really need a smile
meet me by the corner
by the twinkle of yur eye
will u be there?
(I´m the one with a sign!)
and I´ll be standing
outside Aberrant and Fair
standing -
by Aberrant and Fair
(U got the time?)
|
||||
3. |
Doggy Style (VOFF!)
04:20
|
|||
© 2014 Joe Jaunty
VOFF!
(Ladies and Gentlemen...pull up your chair - you now
got 5 minutes 2 connect with your partner...)
---
Hey - my name is Fred - what can I tell ya´?
FYI - this is a first yu´know...
We got kinda´five, before the bell, ya?
plenty `o´time for swayin´up the crones...
Freckle´d face - hey - that´s somethin´special
Yu´r lookin´good - like doable yu´know...
What´yu into? I could be yur best friend.
My name is Fred - ‘N So...
Well, I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style - I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style
- I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style - VOFF!
- I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style - I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style
- I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style - VOFF!
I got some friends, a bro´- a little sister
we´re really close - but they live way Up Nort
You got any brats, maybe a hamster?
What´s yur name - don´t mind me asking so?
Well, I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style - I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style
- I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style - VOFF!
- I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style - I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style
- I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style - VOFF!
(Couples...your 5 minutes are up! Please...change tables! Eeeeh...You on table 29...please put
on your clothes - that´s Not a proper behaviour!)
On some nights I like to ride the Fast lane
hit it hard between them Stop´n´Go!
Got a place on 48th and Sheridan
not too far from here - let´s go...
Well, I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style - I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style
- I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style - VOFF!
Well - I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style - I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style
- I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style - VOFF!
|
||||
4. |
Snap, Crackle ´n`Pop
04:34
|
|||
SNAP-CRACKLE ´n´POP! by Joe Jaunty © 2013
/Now - listen up - I´m gonna´tell you some stuff:/
Little Korean Lady, standing tall - she´s 4´5"
she owns a shop at the corner of Madison and 5
Some Afro-Americans bothers her
well, they called her a "whore"...(yeah)
Little Korean Lady got a Little League Baseball Bat
she´s got it - stored...
/No wait - there´s more:/
Now Stan is a man with a plan
he´s got it ALL figured out!
The man with a plan (his name is Stan)
gonna´spill his guts-that´s right!
Walk into that office - tell his Boss off!
(Stan is really Hard Core...)...yeah!
and His plan would have worked 100 percent
if his Boss hadn´t locked that door...
(SNAP!)
Snap, Crackle ´n´ Pop
Snap, Crackle ´n´Pop
She´s gonna´wave that little league baseballbat ´til they drop
but Stan who´s got stuff to say
has to bottle it up...
/and continue:/
Joe got no friends -seeking revenge
- even out the score (he´s got voices in his head)
Climbing high in the sky on a watery tower
with an M-24 (voices!)
They all would have been dead (just a minute before)
/you know/
now they all being rescued due to Joe´s vertigo...
(SNAP!)
Mona got tired of playing house
with a two-timing son-of-a-bitch
for the umpteenth time- nothin´but tears
a seven-year-itch! /FUCK HIM!/
Mona´s got a brand new car
with a gas pedal
(she´s got it floored!) - yeah!
Now Harry, Dick and Tommy - look out!
Here comes Mona - watch her go!
___
Snap, crackle ´n´Pop
Snap, crackle ´n´Pop
if you got no friends
Climb the tower and watch them drop!
Or put your SUV into "drive"
if you had enough...
...cuz nuff is enough...
Now - Jerry´s got a gambling problem
he´s gambling with his life
The chips are down
and he´s staring them - in the face - right?
Jerry is a nice guy
just a little disturbed /you know/
and The Bomb he´s hiding under his jacket
isn´t quite fool-proof as well....
Snap, crackle ´n´Pop
Snap, crackle ´n´Pop
Let´s blow it all up when your number is up!
Let´s go out with a Big-Bang!!
when you had enough! (rep)
...cuz nuff is enough...
|
||||
5. |
Or So They Say...
03:13
|
|||
OR SO THEY SAY... © all stuff
-by Joe Jaunty 2013
Got a ticket-runnin-late
blocked at the gate
I guess I gotta´turn around?
It was a Cul (Cool)-de-sac
but my car got jacked
by some guys who just fooled around
I gave them my mind-replied in kind
got bumps to prove it allright!
Just spit it out - after rain comes shine
Every cloud´s got a silver-lining...
Or so they say..
Or so they say!
Think I need a beer
to dry my tears
A "Buddy" can help me hide!
But my Buddie´s warm
like a whorn-out whore
swing the next silver lining!
Gotta´pay the bills-turn on the light
the button doesn´t "play" at all!
After rain comes shine - it will be fine
every cloud´s got a Silver-lining!
Or so they say..
Or so they say!
My head´s a Jungle - in the jungle lives Lions
those critters are getting Nasty!
Living on Dole - like a mole-in-a-hole
my life is a Chaplin-slapstick!
I can tell U folks where to stick it all
I just about had enough!
After rain comes shine
swallow that PIE!
Every cloud´s got a Silver-lining...
Or so they say..
Or so they say!
My Hat is a Cat but the Cat got a rat
and the shoe is on the other foot!
My socks don´t match - but the Cat got a Rat
and my Cat´s got a dandy hood!
I´m in the middle-between
the King and The Queen
jump on those balls!
After rain comes shine-and that´s allright!
Every cloud´s got a Silver-lining!
Or so they say..
Or so they say!
|
||||
6. |
Six-Inch-Of-Heaven
03:22
|
|
||
© Joe 2013
|
||||
7. |
Only Black Guy In Town
03:28
|
|||
ONLY BLACK GUY IN TOWN by Joe Jaunty © 2013
Hello, my name is Irving Brown!
I came to this place to find some piece of mind
Not here to annoy - anyone
I see U look at my skin - well it´s just fine
Hello, my name is Irving Brown...
guess you got my last name (by your frown)
Hello - my name is Irving Brown
I just moved to town - my place is just over there!
Got a white-picket-fence and a house of wood-just like ya´all
(if U care)
CHORUS:
I´m the only black guy in your town
just mow your lawn - don´t look at the clown
---
Hello, my name is Irving Brown!
My mama loved me - so I can´t be that bad...
but just in case U haven´t heard
I´m contagious - cus I´m right here
/heave your children up - say your prayers - cuz I´m settlin´down/
CHORUS:
I´m the only black guy in your town
just mow your lawn - don´t look at the clown
(rep)
Hello, my name is Irving Brown
praise The Lord - that I stay outside...
better raise your fence - paint it whiter than white
Shut them doors - close them blinds
CHORUS:
I´m the only black guy in your town
just mow your lawn - don´t look at the clown
(rep)
Cover the eyes of your children - cover them´all
I´m probably gonna´rape u all...
---
Yeah - look at the "odd one out" - he´s one-of-a-kind...
/I´m the only black guy in town/
My name is Irving Brown...
|
||||
8. |
Dear Mr Bankteller
04:44
|
|||
JOE JAUNTY 2013/2015
/to Jimmy D/
#4 G
Dear Mr Bankteller -I really need your help - I´m falling on hard times - you see
we discussed a little LOAN - earlier on the phone- when we got cut off unexpectedly
Dear Mr Bankteller - listen to my voice - it always been kinda´void
unless I voted for some President´ - that counted votes - but never knew me at all....
Count on it - Count on it -Count on it all Believe in me
Count on it - Count on it -Count on it all (rep)
Yeah - I know my mortgage is long overdue - in football terms - I fumbled the ball!
really don´t like this situation - no - no - not at all
I know you´re busy - showing people the door - sometimes it doesn´t open at all
but as long as I´m here - I like to tell ya´guess - I´m one - of those all...
Count on it - Count on it Count on it all Believe in me Count on it - Count on it Count on it all (rep)
----------
Dear Mr Bankteller- with job - safe in the safe-locked with a golden key -
open up your mind with a vault-combination like 1-2-3...
Not asking for a Big Time in luxuary -not asking for a place by the sea
got a used-up-tub in my backyard -well, the kid´s seems fine to me...
Count on it - Count on it -Count on it all -Believe in me Count on it - Count on it -Count on it all (rep)
My neighbour Jimmy D - always a standup guy - now he´s falling on BUD all the time
He had a little business - then blooming now wilting - he´s taken down the sign
Not asking for a brand new car far from it - my Chevy will do just fine
But my Jen is working double shifts -and I see her looks when I close my eyes...
Count on it - Count on it - Count on it all believe in me - Count on it - Count on it -Count on it all (rep)
|
||||
9. |
"ME"
04:45
|
|||
"ME" by Joe Jaunty (© 2014)
-------------
There´s a rumour on the street
(I figure it is all about ME!)
Someone talking over my head
(try to knock ME off my feet)
Saw a grey old lady
standing by the bus stop
grinning wide - showing off her teeth!
I´m pretty sure it was ME she smiled about
yeah - it was all about ME!
ME - It´s all about me!
Some kid´s buying candy
at the close-by-corner-store
got ME convinced, they were spreading out
just to even out the score!
I could tell by their eyes that sugar
wasn´t all on them minds
They were out to get ME
cuz - I´m a One-Of-A-Kind!
ME - It´s all about me!
Those worker´s planned ahead
I´m pretty sure, digging up that street
whispering behind my back
talking all kinds of SHIT about ME!
Dressed up in those reflecting vests
just to annoy - ME!
I´m pretty certain, they all laugh about it
when they go home and drink their tea
ME - It´s all about ME!
The doctor´s say - I´ll be fine
just as long - I go out and about
get some exercise - walk all over The Town!
But I can hear they whisper
(I can hear them in my sleep)
They want to get rid off ME
(cuz it is all about ME!)
ME - It´s all about ME!
I can hear them all
talk about ME....
|
||||
10. |
ZOMBIE!!!
03:24
|
|
||
ZOMBIE! by Joe Jaunty
Well, wish upon a star
twinkle-twinkle U will see
That Rainbow full of colors
is kinda´grey U see
I left my racing heart by the stairs for all to meet
shakin´hands and underlining deeds...
Got a Fan in every corner
ready - just to blow away
Chaos is an order - which No Man likes to take
I knocked on every door
but my footsteps were the same
Now I´m all surrounded by "friends"...
I´m A ZOMBIE!
Come on droole - let it dangle
all those possibilities
Come on - Drule - let it dangle
let it hang down by your knees
Swing it all around U
Take a swing and U will see
Three strikes and U´re out
from the field...
U´re A ZOMBIE!
/Shake U´r hand - do the walk
twirl around U´r head
shake U´r leg - try to talk
Just like U were dead.../
I wished upon a star
now it´s kinda´blinding me
I fly around the moon
and it´s always full of me...
I´m A ZOMBIE!
|
||||
11. |
"PINKY"
04:02
|
|||
"PINKY" © 2014 Joe Jaunty
_______
Is that the most annoying
the most un-joying
- sound You ever heard?
---
Throw him no simoleons
a waste of spondoolies
it´s ducket´s in the bog
---
It sounds like - He´s callin´the dogs
ruinin´all neighbourhood
---
Pinkie - that sign of cardboard
that sign is spelled wrong, dude
it´s "Pinky" with a "Y"...
----
Why-what are yu thinking´?
making all kinds of racket
yu give chords a bad name!
---
Sounds like - Yu´r calling the dogs!
headin´this country to the pound
---
Pinky - it´s no wonder
you´re not in the Pop charts
- give it a rest!
----
It sounds like - Yu´r calling the dogs!
and dude, let´s buy some new socks...
|
||||
12. |
Red Pier
03:36
|
|||
RED PIER /a tribute to Kenosha/
(the hometown of AMC Javelin)
by A Friend Like Fred (Joe Jaunty)
© 2014
--------------
Look into my eyes
don´t tell me not to go
this Keno-town
is not the same anymore
Baby you must be brave
like the North Pier Light so tall
just like what they say;
time don´t wait 4 anyone
Just like those
dragging anchor
Just like boats
signal "yankee"
Just like those
try to leave the shore
the Great Lake lays calm ahead
Red Pier - show the way
Red Pier - show the way
My uncle´s Javelin
resting in his yard
on laurels long, long gone
I won´t do the same...
Just like those
dragging anchor
Just like boats
signal "yankee"
Just like those
try to leave the shore
the Great Lake lays calm ahead
Red Pier show the way
- show the way...
- show the way...
|
Streaming and Download help
If you like Snap, Crackle ´n´ Pop (2013-2014), you may also like:
Bandcamp Daily your guide to the world of Bandcamp