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Holy Water

from HOLY WATER © 2012 by JOE JAUNTY

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HOLY WATER © 2012 Joe Jaunty (inspirational lyrics by Philip Rudell, Fergus Falls, Minnesota, USAl)

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I once had a neighbour - we can call him "Bob"
He always drove me crazy - he was such a fuckin´knob!
His hobby was to put flyer´s up - tellin´folks; "he´s got me beat!"
that he mowed his lawn much quicker than me -
(Yeah)- it was always green..

CHORUS:
"I´m covered with Holy Water
(I´m) carrying Holy Water
(I) shower in Holy Water
My water is wetter than yours..." (rep)

I once had a neighbour - we can call him "Spence"
He was always measuring things - in particular my fence!
On my way to Town sometimes - on my VW Trike
He tried so hard that he almost died
overtake me on his bike...

CHORUS:
(He was) covered with Holy Water
Carrying Holy Water
He showered in Holy Water
"My water is wetter than yours..."(rep)

I once had a neighbour - we can call him "Luke"
He swore his dog was better than mine
(That guy made me puke!)
"My mutt can bark much louder than yours - look at him fetch that stick!"
Well, I dropped him like a sack of spuds - with a well placed Karate-kick!

CHORUS:
He was covered with Holy Water
Carrying Holy Water
Showered in Holy Water
"My water is wetter than Yours!" (rep)

I once had a neighbour - we can call him "Kurt"
he was always playing with his hose - like God´s almighty-squirt!
He claimed that he had better land
(and) that his veggies grew mighty tall!
Spraying down his words and prayed -
like I could care at all...

CHORUS:
Covered with Holy Water
Carrying Holy Water
Showered in Holy Water
"My water is wetter than Yours!" (rep)

I once had a neighbour - we can call him whatever U want...
always trying to do better than me - what´s the matter with some guys...?

CHORUS:
Are they covered with Holy Water?
Carrying Holy Water?
Do they shower in Holy Water?
"My water is wetter than Yours!" (rep)

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from HOLY WATER © 2012, released December 20, 2012

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