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Snap, Crackle ´n´ Pop (2013​-​2014)

by © JOE JAUNTY

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24/7 01:47
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24-7 © 2014 Lookin´4 somethin´ keeps U alive 24-7 (it) just goes around Same damn numb-ers do U count? 24-7 - are U alive?
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Aberrant and Fair 03:32
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"ABERRANT and FAIR" © 2014 Joe Jaunty Sweet Jesus - Call me Call me - r u there? Standin´just outside of Aberrant and Fair U got the time? ...asking passers-by I´m standing - outside Aberrant and Fair _________ Sweet Mary - Save me I really need a smile meet me by the corner by the twinkle of yur eye will u be there? (I´m the one with a sign!) and I´ll be standing outside Aberrant and Fair standing - by Aberrant and Fair (U got the time?)
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Doggy Style (VOFF!) 04:20
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© 2014 Joe Jaunty VOFF! (Ladies and Gentlemen...pull up your chair - you now got 5 minutes 2 connect with your partner...) --- Hey - my name is Fred - what can I tell ya´? FYI - this is a first yu´know... We got kinda´five, before the bell, ya? plenty `o´time for swayin´up the crones... Freckle´d face - hey - that´s somethin´special Yu´r lookin´good - like doable yu´know... What´yu into? I could be yur best friend. My name is Fred - ‘N So... Well, I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style - I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style - I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style - VOFF! - I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style - I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style - I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style - VOFF! I got some friends, a bro´- a little sister we´re really close - but they live way Up Nort You got any brats, maybe a hamster? What´s yur name - don´t mind me asking so? Well, I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style - I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style - I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style - VOFF! - I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style - I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style - I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style - VOFF! (Couples...your 5 minutes are up! Please...change tables! Eeeeh...You on table 29...please put on your clothes - that´s Not a proper behaviour!) On some nights I like to ride the Fast lane hit it hard between them Stop´n´Go! Got a place on 48th and Sheridan not too far from here - let´s go... Well, I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style - I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style - I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style - VOFF! Well - I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style - I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style - I´m a cat person, but I like it doggy style - VOFF!
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Snap, Crackle ´n`Pop 04:34
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SNAP-CRACKLE ´n´POP! by Joe Jaunty © 2013 /Now - listen up - I´m gonna´tell you some stuff:/ Little Korean Lady, standing tall - she´s 4´5" she owns a shop at the corner of Madison and 5 Some Afro-Americans bothers her well, they called her a "whore"...(yeah) Little Korean Lady got a Little League Baseball Bat she´s got it - stored... /No wait - there´s more:/ Now Stan is a man with a plan he´s got it ALL figured out! The man with a plan (his name is Stan) gonna´spill his guts-that´s right! Walk into that office - tell his Boss off! (Stan is really Hard Core...)...yeah! and His plan would have worked 100 percent if his Boss hadn´t locked that door... (SNAP!) Snap, Crackle ´n´ Pop Snap, Crackle ´n´Pop She´s gonna´wave that little league baseballbat ´til they drop but Stan who´s got stuff to say has to bottle it up... /and continue:/ Joe got no friends -seeking revenge - even out the score (he´s got voices in his head) Climbing high in the sky on a watery tower with an M-24 (voices!) They all would have been dead (just a minute before) /you know/ now they all being rescued due to Joe´s vertigo... (SNAP!) Mona got tired of playing house with a two-timing son-of-a-bitch for the umpteenth time- nothin´but tears a seven-year-itch! /FUCK HIM!/ Mona´s got a brand new car with a gas pedal (she´s got it floored!) - yeah! Now Harry, Dick and Tommy - look out! Here comes Mona - watch her go! ___ Snap, crackle ´n´Pop Snap, crackle ´n´Pop if you got no friends Climb the tower and watch them drop! Or put your SUV into "drive" if you had enough... ...cuz nuff is enough... Now - Jerry´s got a gambling problem he´s gambling with his life The chips are down and he´s staring them - in the face - right? Jerry is a nice guy just a little disturbed /you know/ and The Bomb he´s hiding under his jacket isn´t quite fool-proof as well.... Snap, crackle ´n´Pop Snap, crackle ´n´Pop Let´s blow it all up when your number is up! Let´s go out with a Big-Bang!! when you had enough! (rep) ...cuz nuff is enough...
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Or So They Say... 03:13
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OR SO THEY SAY... © all stuff -by Joe Jaunty 2013 Got a ticket-runnin-late blocked at the gate I guess I gotta´turn around? It was a Cul (Cool)-de-sac but my car got jacked by some guys who just fooled around I gave them my mind-replied in kind got bumps to prove it allright! Just spit it out - after rain comes shine Every cloud´s got a silver-lining... Or so they say.. Or so they say! Think I need a beer to dry my tears A "Buddy" can help me hide! But my Buddie´s warm like a whorn-out whore swing the next silver lining! Gotta´pay the bills-turn on the light the button doesn´t "play" at all! After rain comes shine - it will be fine every cloud´s got a Silver-lining! Or so they say.. Or so they say! My head´s a Jungle - in the jungle lives Lions those critters are getting Nasty! Living on Dole - like a mole-in-a-hole my life is a Chaplin-slapstick! I can tell U folks where to stick it all I just about had enough! After rain comes shine swallow that PIE! Every cloud´s got a Silver-lining... Or so they say.. Or so they say! My Hat is a Cat but the Cat got a rat and the shoe is on the other foot! My socks don´t match - but the Cat got a Rat and my Cat´s got a dandy hood! I´m in the middle-between the King and The Queen jump on those balls! After rain comes shine-and that´s allright! Every cloud´s got a Silver-lining! Or so they say.. Or so they say!
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Six-Inch-Of-Heaven 03:22
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© Joe 2013
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Only Black Guy In Town 03:28
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ONLY BLACK GUY IN TOWN by Joe Jaunty © 2013 Hello, my name is Irving Brown! I came to this place to find some piece of mind Not here to annoy - anyone I see U look at my skin - well it´s just fine Hello, my name is Irving Brown... guess you got my last name (by your frown) Hello - my name is Irving Brown I just moved to town - my place is just over there! Got a white-picket-fence and a house of wood-just like ya´all (if U care) CHORUS: I´m the only black guy in your town just mow your lawn - don´t look at the clown --- Hello, my name is Irving Brown! My mama loved me - so I can´t be that bad... but just in case U haven´t heard I´m contagious - cus I´m right here /heave your children up - say your prayers - cuz I´m settlin´down/ CHORUS: I´m the only black guy in your town just mow your lawn - don´t look at the clown (rep) Hello, my name is Irving Brown praise The Lord - that I stay outside... better raise your fence - paint it whiter than white Shut them doors - close them blinds CHORUS: I´m the only black guy in your town just mow your lawn - don´t look at the clown (rep) Cover the eyes of your children - cover them´all I´m probably gonna´rape u all... --- Yeah - look at the "odd one out" - he´s one-of-a-kind... /I´m the only black guy in town/ My name is Irving Brown...
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Dear Mr Bankteller 04:44
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JOE JAUNTY 2013/2015 /to Jimmy D/ #4 G Dear Mr Bankteller -I really need your help - I´m falling on hard times - you see we discussed a little LOAN - earlier on the phone- when we got cut off unexpectedly Dear Mr Bankteller - listen to my voice - it always been kinda´void unless I voted for some President´ - that counted votes - but never knew me at all.... Count on it - Count on it -Count on it all Believe in me Count on it - Count on it -Count on it all (rep) Yeah - I know my mortgage is long overdue - in football terms - I fumbled the ball! really don´t like this situation - no - no - not at all I know you´re busy - showing people the door - sometimes it doesn´t open at all but as long as I´m here - I like to tell ya´guess - I´m one - of those all... Count on it - Count on it Count on it all Believe in me Count on it - Count on it Count on it all (rep) ---------- Dear Mr Bankteller- with job - safe in the safe-locked with a golden key - open up your mind with a vault-combination like 1-2-3... Not asking for a Big Time in luxuary -not asking for a place by the sea got a used-up-tub in my backyard -well, the kid´s seems fine to me... Count on it - Count on it -Count on it all -Believe in me Count on it - Count on it -Count on it all (rep) My neighbour Jimmy D - always a standup guy - now he´s falling on BUD all the time He had a little business - then blooming now wilting - he´s taken down the sign Not asking for a brand new car far from it - my Chevy will do just fine But my Jen is working double shifts -and I see her looks when I close my eyes... Count on it - Count on it - Count on it all believe in me - Count on it - Count on it -Count on it all (rep)
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"ME" 04:45
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"ME" by Joe Jaunty (© 2014) ------------- There´s a rumour on the street (I figure it is all about ME!) Someone talking over my head (try to knock ME off my feet) Saw a grey old lady standing by the bus stop grinning wide - showing off her teeth! I´m pretty sure it was ME she smiled about yeah - it was all about ME! ME - It´s all about me! Some kid´s buying candy at the close-by-corner-store got ME convinced, they were spreading out just to even out the score! I could tell by their eyes that sugar wasn´t all on them minds They were out to get ME cuz - I´m a One-Of-A-Kind! ME - It´s all about me! Those worker´s planned ahead I´m pretty sure, digging up that street whispering behind my back talking all kinds of SHIT about ME! Dressed up in those reflecting vests just to annoy - ME! I´m pretty certain, they all laugh about it when they go home and drink their tea ME - It´s all about ME! The doctor´s say - I´ll be fine just as long - I go out and about get some exercise - walk all over The Town! But I can hear they whisper (I can hear them in my sleep) They want to get rid off ME (cuz it is all about ME!) ME - It´s all about ME! I can hear them all talk about ME....
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ZOMBIE!!! 03:24
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ZOMBIE! by Joe Jaunty Well, wish upon a star twinkle-twinkle U will see That Rainbow full of colors is kinda´grey U see I left my racing heart by the stairs for all to meet shakin´hands and underlining deeds... Got a Fan in every corner ready - just to blow away Chaos is an order - which No Man likes to take I knocked on every door but my footsteps were the same Now I´m all surrounded by "friends"... I´m A ZOMBIE! Come on droole - let it dangle all those possibilities Come on - Drule - let it dangle let it hang down by your knees Swing it all around U Take a swing and U will see Three strikes and U´re out from the field... U´re A ZOMBIE! /Shake U´r hand - do the walk twirl around U´r head shake U´r leg - try to talk Just like U were dead.../ I wished upon a star now it´s kinda´blinding me I fly around the moon and it´s always full of me... I´m A ZOMBIE!
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"PINKY" 04:02
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"PINKY" © 2014 Joe Jaunty _______ Is that the most annoying the most un-joying - sound You ever heard? --- Throw him no simoleons a waste of spondoolies it´s ducket´s in the bog --- It sounds like - He´s callin´the dogs ruinin´all neighbourhood --- Pinkie - that sign of cardboard that sign is spelled wrong, dude it´s "Pinky" with a "Y"... ---- Why-what are yu thinking´? making all kinds of racket yu give chords a bad name! --- Sounds like - Yu´r calling the dogs! headin´this country to the pound --- Pinky - it´s no wonder you´re not in the Pop charts - give it a rest! ---- It sounds like - Yu´r calling the dogs! and dude, let´s buy some new socks...
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Red Pier 03:36
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RED PIER /a tribute to Kenosha/ (the hometown of AMC Javelin) by A Friend Like Fred (Joe Jaunty) © 2014 -------------- Look into my eyes don´t tell me not to go this Keno-town is not the same anymore Baby you must be brave like the North Pier Light so tall just like what they say; time don´t wait 4 anyone Just like those dragging anchor Just like boats signal "yankee" Just like those try to leave the shore the Great Lake lays calm ahead Red Pier - show the way Red Pier - show the way My uncle´s Javelin resting in his yard on laurels long, long gone I won´t do the same... Just like those dragging anchor Just like boats signal "yankee" Just like those try to leave the shore the Great Lake lays calm ahead Red Pier show the way - show the way... - show the way...

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